Chairbound 

Someone so high they can't physically get up.

Guy 1: Get up!! We need to go to Mcdonalds!

Guy 2: Can't, I'm chairbound.

Guy 1: Understandable.

Chairbound by Insullent Productions March 25, 2021

Chairborne corps 

These are military troops who do a desk job rather than deploy into the field.

As the Sergeant aged he became increasingly pleased with plans to join the Chairborne Corps instead of an Airborne battalion.

Chairborne corps by I, Wreckerrr May 29, 2021

Chairborne Ranger 

A reference to those in administrative duties. More specifically those who completed ranger school and got thier ranger tab just so they could go back and push a pencil for more money.

Tom> That guy in ranger school, Jimmy, did he go 3/75 ?

Sam> Yea but he's a damn chairborne over in admin., Pushin a damn pencil!

(Jimmy comes walking by)

Tom> Hey Jimmy, Chairborne Ranger All The Way!

Jimmy> Hey fuck off.

Chairborne Ranger by johnnyboyLB October 3, 2008

101st Chairborne 

Term referring to bloggers, generally right-wing, who enthusiastically support war, destruction, and mayhem from the safety of their home. 21st century version of the chickenhawk.

Alternative terms include 101st Fighting Keyboarders, the Keyboard Kommandoes, the Basement Brigades, and the Fighting Hellmice.

Anthem of the 101st Chairborne:
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Cheezy-Puffs"

101st Chairborne by Hann1bal January 24, 2010

Chairborne 

Chair + Borne, after a civilian job Marines and Soldiers dream about once they leave Active Duty

I used to be in USMC, I am now Chairborne in the Civ Div(Civilian Division.

Chairborne by nme619 May 24, 2016

ChairBender 

Only the Chavatar. Master of all chelements could stop the chfire nation.

"Long ago, the four chnations lived together in harmony, but everything changed when the Chfire Nation attacked. Only the Chavatar, master of all four Chelements could stop them, but when the Chworld need him most, he vanished. 100 years passed and my brother and I found the new Chavatar, a Chairbender named Chaang. And while his Chairbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Chaang can save the world."

ChairBender by meme_dude_was_taken October 5, 2020

Aka chairblind

The best intro to a TikTok ever made

Hey what is up guys it’s your boy Andrew aka chairblind

Aka chairblind by Guest killer December 9, 2021