Charbonneau 

Pronounced shar-bun-oh. Eleven letters. Confusing to telemarketers and people who have no brain stems. Spelled incorrectly 99.9% of the time. Awesome, French Canadian, and a little bit sexy.

Telemarketer who was quite obviously a tad bit ghetto: Hi, is Karen... Char... Shar... Chair-bone-oh... Shar-bone-yo... um... it sounds like a type of wine... is she there?
Karen: ...what?

Guy 1: My name is James Charbonneau.
Guy 2: And how do you spell that?
Guy 1: J-a-m-e-s C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: Okay, C-h-a-r-b-o-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: No, there are two N's. It's C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: That's not what you said.
Guy 1: Yes I did.
Guy 2: Okay, so it's S-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: GODDAMN IT!

Charbonneau by Isabelle McBoogerballs June 2, 2010

Brayden Charbonneau 

Complete pussy who has a teeny tiny uncircumcised penis (pretty much all foreskin tbh). This absolute stoner has no clue how to hold a relationship seeing as he's a total douchebag (no like fr him and his woman have probably broken up at least 40 times). He is pretty much the textbook definition of a Chad and this asshole is a complete hothead. He is a very angry little man with severe anger management issues so make sure to steer clear of this kid! He sports quite the gay haircut I must say, some would even say it resembles that of Ellen Degeneres. But, in conclusion, he's a complete prick with a tiny dick and a huge weed addiction! Fuck you Charb!

Person 1. *sniff*

Person 1. Do you smell that?
Person 2. Smell what?
Person 1. It reeks of Chad in here holy fuck
Person 2. Oh that's Brayden Charbonneau
Person 1. Ohhh, be careful not to make fun of that kid, he'll tell Baggio!

Brayden Charbonneau by thig69 May 2, 2019

The Charbonneau Commission 

(named after Lise Charbonneau, a high-ranking Quebec provincial-level prosecutor)

a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry

IMHO not only the mafia, but some of our Quebec should be investigated, de gracie regina, by The Charbonneau Commission. The said commission also has a French name, `La Commission Charbonneau`

The Charbonneau Commission by Uncle Dimma August 19, 2014

The Charbonneau Commission 

(La Commission Charbonneau in French, and named after Lise Charbonneau, a high-ranking Quebec provincial-level prosecutor)

a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry

IMHO not only the mafia, but some of our Quebec politicians should be investigated, de gracie regina, by The Charbonneau Commission.

The Charbonneau Commission by Uncle Dimma February 15, 2017

Jeremy Charbonneau 

A man with a large cock that gets on his hands and knees for any guy that drops his pants infront of him, normally only Ewan. but yes jeremy likes to get frisky... ;)

Ewan: hey jeremy

Jeremy: hey Ewan ;)

Ewan: you thinking what im thinking...

Jeremy: gwak gwak gwak gwak ughhhhhhhh

he is a Jeremy Charbonneau

Jeremy Charbonneau by jers step bro April 2, 2022

Chardonnaunty 

Noun - (portmanteau)
An aunty who is often drunk on wine.

My brother has a kid and now I'm a proud chardonnaunty.

Chardonnaunty by Maggielove October 12, 2017

Charbonnay 

When you mispell Chardonnay because the letters b and d look the same to you.

My Washington State driver's license has my name as Charbonnay instead of Chardonnay because I couldn't spell my own name correctly when I applied for my license.

Charbonnay by FlyAway July 18, 2011