Chainbourne

Chainbourne(adjective) /tʃeɪn.bɔ rn/Definition: Coined to describe the existential state of being brought into existence inherently bound; the condition of possessing absolute free will while simultaneously being anchored by unchosen biological, social, and physical limitations.

“When life was made we were all designed to be chainbourne.”

Chainbourne by JSTADUDE July 6, 2026

Chairborne corps 

These are military troops who do a desk job rather than deploy into the field.

As the Sergeant aged he became increasingly pleased with plans to join the Chairborne Corps instead of an Airborne battalion.

Chairborne corps by I, Wreckerrr May 29, 2021

Chairborne Ranger 

A reference to those in administrative duties. More specifically those who completed ranger school and got thier ranger tab just so they could go back and push a pencil for more money.

Tom> That guy in ranger school, Jimmy, did he go 3/75 ?

Sam> Yea but he's a damn chairborne over in admin., Pushin a damn pencil!

(Jimmy comes walking by)

Tom> Hey Jimmy, Chairborne Ranger All The Way!

Jimmy> Hey fuck off.

Chairborne Ranger by johnnyboyLB October 3, 2008

101st Chairborne 

Term referring to bloggers, generally right-wing, who enthusiastically support war, destruction, and mayhem from the safety of their home. 21st century version of the chickenhawk.

Alternative terms include 101st Fighting Keyboarders, the Keyboard Kommandoes, the Basement Brigades, and the Fighting Hellmice.

Anthem of the 101st Chairborne:
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Cheezy-Puffs"

101st Chairborne by Hann1bal January 24, 2010

Cranbourne secondary 

A place to learn nothing and be harassed beatin and robbed buy the “eshays”

Hey look the police are everywhere it must be a police station oh never mind it’s Cranbourne secondary

Cranbourne secondary by Wenis toucher October 12, 2019

cranbourne 

1. a dirty whole in the ground. possily the entrence to hell.
2. to be robbed or attacked in a full frontal assault, as per the cultural traditions of the area

1. i was walking between berwick and langy and fell into this great disgusting pit of hobos and bums
2. oh man, i just got cranbourned (by your mom)

cranbourne by Bluebrent October 17, 2008

Chairborne 

Chair + Borne, after a civilian job Marines and Soldiers dream about once they leave Active Duty

I used to be in USMC, I am now Chairborne in the Civ Div(Civilian Division.

Chairborne by nme619 May 24, 2016