Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

Hair Chair

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Hair Chair.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

c-hair

A hair floating in a body of water.

I was swimming at English bay and i noticed a patch of curly c-hair.

by Charis. October 28, 2010

C Hair

A highly accurate unit of measure that also refers to body hair that grows in a certain region of the female anatomy.

Damn, Steve - That's too bad. You only missed that putt by a fucking C Hair!! Good effort though.

by PattyMac78 November 4, 2009

c hair

n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.

Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

C-hair

the polite way to say cunthair.
its advisible to use this form when any females are within earshot.

the bullets missed Rambo by just a C-hair.

by overlander June 5, 2005

C Hair

A cunt hair.

That’s thinner than a “C Hair”.

by MDMikey May 20, 2018