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Hair Chair 

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.
Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Hair Chair.
Hair Chair by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008
A hair floating in a body of water.
I was swimming at English bay and i noticed a patch of curly c-hair.
c-hair by Charis. October 28, 2010
A highly accurate unit of measure that also refers to body hair that grows in a certain region of the female anatomy.
Damn, Steve - That's too bad. You only missed that putt by a fucking C Hair!! Good effort though.
C Hair by PattyMac78 November 4, 2009
n. A very small measurement of distance.

Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.
Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.
c hair by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
the polite way to say cunthair.
its advisible to use this form when any females are within earshot.
the bullets missed Rambo by just a C-hair.
C-hair by overlander June 5, 2005
That’s thinner than a “C Hair”.
C Hair by MDMikey May 20, 2018