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lawn chair dick

When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.
“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”
lawn chair dick by SilverFox435 February 21, 2021

Dick-Chair 

A chair with a dildo stuck on it.
Dick-Chair by Jeen October 1, 2018

Dick chairs (Dick) 

The Australian way of deck chairs and to keep them in good shape always lubricate every night

This will make your dick long and slippy same for the dick
Good day mate have you seen my 'Dick chairs (Dick)

Dick Chain

A type of pleasure inducing pose, for three or more males, where the penis is inserted into all buttholes at same time.
We had a foursome and used a dick chain to all come at same time.

chairkicker

Someone with a death wish. Chairkicker refers to someone who would kick a metaphorical chair under their noose.
"You a chairkicker or something?"
chairkicker by bissynessman December 20, 2023

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026