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lawn chair dick

When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.
“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”
lawn chair dick by SilverFox435 February 21, 2021

Dick-Chair 

A chair with a dildo stuck on it.
Dick-Chair by Jeen October 1, 2018

Dick chairs (Dick) 

The Australian way of deck chairs and to keep them in good shape always lubricate every night

This will make your dick long and slippy same for the dick
Good day mate have you seen my 'Dick chairs (Dick)

Dick Chain

A type of pleasure inducing pose, for three or more males, where the penis is inserted into all buttholes at same time.
We had a foursome and used a dick chain to all come at same time.

chairkicker

Someone with a death wish. Chairkicker refers to someone who would kick a metaphorical chair under their noose.
"You a chairkicker or something?"
chairkicker by bissynessman December 20, 2023
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026