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Chair Dick 

The top of a chair usually used to insert anally
“That chair dick looks so fun to ride…”
Chair Dick by Paul Zuez August 24, 2021
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lawn chair dick

When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.
“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”
lawn chair dick by SilverFox435 February 21, 2021

Dick-Chair 

A chair with a dildo stuck on it.
She accidentally sat on the dick-chair.
Dick-Chair by Jeen October 1, 2018

Dick chairs (Dick) 

The Australian way of deck chairs and to keep them in good shape always lubricate every night

This will make your dick long and slippy same for the dick
Good day mate have you seen my 'Dick chairs (Dick)

Dick Chain

A type of pleasure inducing pose, for three or more males, where the penis is inserted into all buttholes at same time.
We had a foursome and used a dick chain to all come at same time.

chairkicker

Someone with a death wish. Chairkicker refers to someone who would kick a metaphorical chair under their noose.
"You a chairkicker or something?"
chairkicker by bissynessman December 20, 2023
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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