bissynessman's definitions

flowers are blooming in Antarctica

Dogwhistle for "eat the rich".
The melting of Antarctic glaciers is resulting in flowers blooming on the continent. This is being contributed to by the rich class. The phrase basically means "our planet is dying".

Good morning, did you hear flowers are blooming in Antarctica?

by bissynessman January 17, 2024

for 0

for no reason

Dave: Why aren't you talking to Sam anymore?
Bob: Idk she's just mad at me for 0

by bissynessman February 21, 2024

chairkicker

Someone with a death wish. Chairkicker refers to someone who would kick a metaphorical chair under their noose.

"You a chairkicker or something?"

by bissynessman December 20, 2023

profen

Slang for "gooning". Referencing a meme by the internet personality DiEM in which a character asks a genie to change the word "gooning" to "profen".

Ragebait goblin: "Hey can you read this bottle?"
Genie: "Ibuprofen"
RBG: "You be what?? You be profen? You be profen all night, huh?"

by bissynessman October 11, 2025