Dick-Chair 

A chair with a dildo stuck on it.

She accidentally sat on the dick-chair.

Dick-Chair by Jeen October 1, 2018

lawn chair dick

When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.

“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”

lawn chair dick by SilverFox435 February 21, 2021

Chair Dick 

The top of a chair usually used to insert anally

“That chair dick looks so fun to ride…”

Chair Dick by Paul Zuez August 24, 2021

Dick chairs (Dick) 

The Australian way of deck chairs and to keep them in good shape always lubricate every night

This will make your dick long and slippy same for the dick

Good day mate have you seen my 'Dick chairs (Dick)

Dick chairs (Dick) by Whalebishopman293 April 24, 2020

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic 

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

Dickchard 

Taking the root word/name Richard, removing the "Rich", and slapping the nickname for "Richard" - Dick - right in front of "chard". And bingo! a new name for your Richard friends.

"Sup dick!"
"It's Dickchard"
"My bad"

Dickchard by Alban Roby October 3, 2008

Dickchair

A term used to describe a man who is used by a woman exclusively as a sex chair. The man is used as a fuckbuddy, but treated worse. Like an inanimate object. Like a chair.

Pete: "mate so she just rode you and left without saying anything?"

Alan: "yeah"

Pete: "ha. Dickchair."

Dickchair by Deardaniel August 28, 2013