Chainsplain

To make something clear or understood by describing how off the chain 50 cent would consider it to be.

Let me chainsplain something to you, if we don’t get crunk in the club, I’m NOT going off the chain. Off the chain, on the chain, or no chain at all

by The real 50 cent February 20, 2023

chatsplain

When a member of chat in a livestream tries to tell the streamer something they already know about the game they're currently playing.

I'm aware of that, thanks for the chatsplain

by dungeonseeker May 5, 2020

Chrisplain

To Chrisplain is to...
1.) Explain something that is incredibly obvious to everyone involved.
2.) Explain something to someone who didn't ask for the explanation.

"Did that guy really just chrisplain to me that I'm out of mana?"
"Man, I didn't ask for all that shit to be chrisplained to me."

by Impaleification September 22, 2018

Craigsplain

Continuing to tell a story in a overly dramatic fashion after the audience has acknowledged they know the story and its key points

I let him know that I heard the story a hundred times but that didn't dissuade him from Craigsplaining away

by BeanDipTheBand February 2, 2022

Cansplaining

When someone from Canada tells an America how they should feel about or react to Donald Trump. Particularly when they suggest impractical forms of resistance that they've never personally tried, tell the American to put themselves in physical danger, or wave away valid concerns. The concept is similar to the idea of mansplaining.

"Instead of saying you wish you could move to Canada because you're afraid that Trump's going to take your healthcare away and you're going to literally die, you should really be doing more to resist. You should run for office. And also go to more protests. And also participate in these 800 other forms of resistance I've never personally tried that might get you fired, arrested or killed. And just build a bridge for no reason. I've decided for some reason that you're not in any danger."

"Gee, thanks for Cansplaining that to me."

by Anna Banana Fontana August 10, 2017

coinsplain

Unwantingly inserting yourself in important discussions regarding our worlds issues to shill your crypto bags.

Nooo! Wasting energy for useless computations and generating a steady stream of e-waste is totally acceptable as long as it pumps my bags! In fact: Bitcoin is a battery that will lead our civilization to green energy!

Stop the damn coinsplain, you clown!

by volt May 14, 2022

Chansplaining

It’s mansplaining but when Chan does it

Yes - I know how it works but he was chansplaining it to me anyway

by Hmlt March 8, 2023