Craigsplain

Continuing to tell a story in a overly dramatic fashion after the audience has acknowledged they know the story and its key points

I let him know that I heard the story a hundred times but that didn't dissuade him from Craigsplaining away

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Chainsplain

To make something clear or understood by describing how off the chain 50 cent would consider it to be.

Let me chainsplain something to you, if we don’t get crunk in the club, I’m NOT going off the chain. Off the chain, on the chain, or no chain at all

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when someone walks up and explains how to do a craft project without being prompted

I was working on a beaded lava bracelet when joanna walked up and started craftsplaining it to me, sheesh!

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Selling your shit on Craigslist like a hustler or a job

Dayumm, I don't have any money for food or gas, time to get my craigslang on!

Craigslang by sxymama July 10, 2015

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