coinsplain 

Unwantingly inserting yourself in important discussions regarding our worlds issues to shill your crypto bags.

Nooo! Wasting energy for useless computations and generating a steady stream of e-waste is totally acceptable as long as it pumps my bags! In fact: Bitcoin is a battery that will lead our civilization to green energy!

Stop the damn coinsplain, you clown!

coinsplain by volt May 14, 2022

copesplaining 

When a youtuber explains away his/her failings in a half joking half whining manner.

Person 1 - Did you hear about Nick Rekieta going to Hedonism 2?
Person 2 - Yeah, he was copesplaining everything on his livestream last night.

copesplaining by Sally78 February 1, 2023

Civsplaining 

Civsplaining (blend word ‘civvy’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a civ) to comment on or explain something to #squaddie in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"

I’m not #civsplaining you thick squaddie twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking thick military types, like MrSnaplegs, around.

Civsplaining by Bumsnorkler August 27, 2019

copsplaining 

Deceitful speech police use to cover for their unlawful act against you.

An example of copsplaining is: When you are doing nothing wrong, they are committing an unlawful act against your will, you lecture them about what the law really is, and they give you a friendly command about being safe so they can bullshit about what they were doing to you in the first place.

copsplaining by Heckler The Dragon December 1, 2018

Cisplain 

To explain, without ever having felt the necessity to investigate the issue, that there are only two genders which are fixed and invariable for every individual at birth. Usually assumes equal lack of introspection on the part of transgender people who are likely to have spent their whole life questioning what gender means. The cisplainer is often shocked and angry when their cisplanation is not taken as absolute fact, criticized or even rejected altogether.

Some trans people also engage in cisplaining never having felt empowered to question the predominate cisgenderism of the society they were brought up in. This has been compared to a form Stockholm Syndrome.

An article is published in a newspaper describing how an individual, who was born male sex, has transitioned to a different gender. One of the first comments will cisplain:
"You can have as much surgery or medical treatment as you like but you'll always be a man (or woman)".

Cisplain by Transrilla January 6, 2013

coonsplaining 

coonsplaining where a black person talks/explains in an unproductive coonish matter

Person: "have you heard of the cop that killed the unarmed black teenager?"
Coon: "Stop talking about Police brutality! how about Black on Black Crime?!"
person: "'black on black crime is also bad but I'm talking about police brutality Right now...."

Coon: "we Blacks need to do better! what are you going to do about black on black crime?! and Chicago?!"
Person: "again black on black crime IS BAD!... but I'm TALKING ABOUT POLICE BRUTALITY RIGHt NOW!"
Coon: "Stop talking about police brutality TALK ABOUT BLACK ON BLACK CRIME NOW!!!!!!!!!"
Person: "this is not productive..."

Coonsplaining

"as a Black Man i agree that Colin Kaepernick should be suspended from the Nfl For kneeling!"

"we Blacks need to do better"

"I'm not black I'm just an American"

"racism is bad but what about Black on Black Crime?"

Etc

coonsplaining by Lil Gucci Bag May 11, 2019

Consplained

When someone explains or find the truth of an unexplainable theory.

Man 1: The moon landing was fake because how could they get cameras in space.
Man 2: Wow! He just consplained that!

Consplained by Real_Barack_Obama November 23, 2018