Chainfuck 

The act of three or more males having anal sexual intercourse. Generally, the individuals stand or lie in a line, with the individual behind penetrating them.

As long as each individual serves as a link and does not break the chain, the act can be considered a "chainfuck". Therefore other forms of sexual intercourse can be performed by the end links, such as oral intercourse.

Male 1: "So what did you can the guys get up to last night?"
Male 2: "We were watching the game, but we got a bit drunk and ended up chainfucking eachother..."

Female 1: "I went to see my boyfriend last night, but I walked in on him chainfucking with his friends."
Female 2: "Really? Did you break up with him? Is he single now?"
Female 1: "Yeah, but he's probably gay."

Chainfuck by Arkinus January 13, 2013

Charmfuck 

–noun
1. a person with powers of charm so strong that it overrides his or her otherwise unacceptable physical appearance and leads to what may be regrettable sex.

2. the act of intercourse with a charmfuck.

"Matt's so suave, he's such a charmfuck, even if he is a bit wrong in the face."

Charmfuck by LeatherRamsay February 21, 2010

Chainjack 

The act of changing the topic of a specific thread of email chains to something pointless. This is most annoying when seen in email chains planning a specific event. An extremely irritating abuse of the reply-to-all button.

Person 1: Have there been any good ideas on the New Year's Eve chain?
Person 2: I don't know. I stopped reading it after Keppler chainjacked the it.

Chainjack by HandofGod December 10, 2009

Chantuckey 

The western part of Chantilly, VA. Mostly concentrated in Southeastern Loudoun. Because of its more rural feel (compared to Chantilly in Fairfax) of farm land and empty fields on the outskirts of the suburban centers of South Riding and Stoneridge, and its close proximity to Arcola and Aldie, VA, It is given the title of Chantuckey. It is also a great way to distinguish which part of Chantilly you are in when talking to people.

Guy 1 (on the phone): Hey dude, are yall almost here?

Guy 2: Yeah, we are getting pretty close, we're in Chantuckey right now, I'll let you know when we get to the real Chantilly where there are no fields or trees anywhere.

Chantuckey by ajl1861 December 14, 2009

chairfucking 

Sticking your hands in between a person and the chair he or she is sitting on and applying destructive upward and downward strokes.

Vilaxonh was chairfucking Ronny to arouse him into a session of familysex later tonight.

chairfucking by Meenoy January 16, 2008

craigfucked 

When an item purchased through craigslist turns out to be a scam/rip-off/it's broken etc...

Basically you get fucked.

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"Jon brought an iPod -$70 dollars from craigslist, but when he got it and plugged it in, it didn't work!"

"Yeah he got craigfucked"

craigfucked by Joe #121 May 3, 2008

chafuckno 

that is not going to happen i dont care who you are

Brandon G.: Hey you want to go to the mall
Ben H.: Chafuckno the mall is for pussies

chafuckno by Ben H. and Brandon G. November 9, 2006