Charmfuck

–noun
1. a person with powers of charm so strong that it overrides his or her otherwise unacceptable physical appearance and leads to what may be regrettable sex.

2. the act of intercourse with a charmfuck.

"Matt's so suave, he's such a charmfuck, even if he is a bit wrong in the face."

by LeatherRamsay February 21, 2010

Carfuck

A clusterfuck of cars.. like when the traffic light turns red and there are 8 cars in the intersection, then the other light turns green so there are another set of cars trying to get into the intersection as well. Can also occur when an accident happens and a pile-up of cars in the accident and otherwise stop traffic, causing a Carfuck.

Oh man, we're trying to turn left but there's a huge Carfuck blocking our way!

by Stizlikethis September 14, 2009

Charcuckerie Board

A platter of assorted sausages given before a cuckholding session. Most commonly placed next to the cuck chair and is seen as a form of gratitude.

Hey Bobby, my wife is getting the charcuckerie board ready for tonight, she wants to try a new flavor to spice things up; it has something to do with removing the casing first.

by ForTheGlory January 12, 2019

Charbucks

Starbucks is called Charbucks because they burn their coffee and produce trendy "coffee" addicts.

Man that coffee three doors down from Charbucks is cheaper, friendlier AND taste better. Man I hate Charbucks.

by Mocha_Is_Just_Syrup April 28, 2005

carfucked

when you car keeps breaking down on you and you keep investing money in trying to fix it

Dude, you are so carfucked!

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

Chainfuck

The act of three or more males having anal sexual intercourse. Generally, the individuals stand or lie in a line, with the individual behind penetrating them.

As long as each individual serves as a link and does not break the chain, the act can be considered a "chainfuck". Therefore other forms of sexual intercourse can be performed by the end links, such as oral intercourse.

Male 1: "So what did you can the guys get up to last night?"
Male 2: "We were watching the game, but we got a bit drunk and ended up chainfucking eachother..."

Female 1: "I went to see my boyfriend last night, but I walked in on him chainfucking with his friends."
Female 2: "Really? Did you break up with him? Is he single now?"
Female 1: "Yeah, but he's probably gay."

by Arkinus January 13, 2013

Charfunkle

to end a conversation, something that is wack, uncool, or involving Connecticut

This song is so charfunkle. I hope someone kills it until it dies to death.

by M. Pa May 8, 2011