chags 

n. Actually an acronym, it stands for "Crabs, Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis" and is the mother of all sexually transmitted diseases. Contraction essentially equals total genitalia necrosis. Common carriers include crack Ho's, aspiring metrosexuals, niggra'z, and poo pipe perpetrator's. The New England Journal of Medicine states that any and all pharmacological research for cures is pointless. Uber suffering of rectal cheese wire face and the Vader Helmetwith this disease is inevitable.

I dumped my fiancé at the alter, when I noticed she had some sort of cottage cheezy, smegma-dripping stanky chunky puddle of regurgitated afterbirth running out of her vagina, which turned out to be CHAGS. She spontaneously combusted from it 10 minutes later.

chags by Phenolic December 2, 2003

CHAGS 

stands for "C"limidia, "H"erpys, "A"ids,
"G"hanaria, and "S"yfailis.

yo man what is your damage! you nailed that girl, she has CHAGS. you are some kind of ass clown.

CHAGS by treovor langley October 17, 2004

Chags 

Chags stands for "Car Hide And Go Seek", which is a game played just like normal HAGS, but in neighborhoods, with teams of 2 people per car.

"I'm so stoked for CHAGS tonight man!"

Chags by Tizz Mizzle July 10, 2007

Chagu 

The leader singer for the band peach pit, Neil, recounted a story about his trip to Indonesia where a guide named Chagu would say “We gotta sideturn sometime” which he went on to find was snorting crystal meth off of Chagu’s knuckles. So the meaning feeling like Chagu is feeling fucked up.

"Bro, I just took a huge rip, and now I'm feeling like Chagu"

Chagu by BoardBro49 November 5, 2019

Chag Dog

A modified corn dog, regarded as a delicacy in Bangladesh.

To produce a chag dog, one must acquire a frozen Sonic corn dog (at least two weeks old), remove and eat the cornbread, and then penetrate their anus with the hotdog. The hotdog cannot be removed from said anus until the digested cornbread is reunited 36 hours later.

Often served with a side of honey mustard.

Jared: "Dude, that was a crazy party last night"
Brayden: "Yeah man, I took the fattest chag dog"
Jared: "Fuckin legend"

Chag Dog by Potao January 29, 2021

Chagrin 

The feeling of shame that results from your stepfather, Kevin, telling the entire lacrosse team that "you're like a baby seal down there."

My stepfather, Kevin, told the entire lacrosse team that I hadn't yet developed pubic hair much to my chagrin.

Chagrin by N0tMe October 12, 2018

chagabon

An Asian that looks super Asian. A stereotypical Asian.

Chagabon, hehehe.

chagabon by Og_kooter December 23, 2022