A Philosophical, Creative, Individual New Swear Word Invented By Phillip Micheal Lester (amazingphil) On November 29th 2015 (Pinof 7), A Beautiful Word To Be Used By Phans Everywhere.

'Yo, Dude, I Totally Chanksplooned Your Mum's Face .' - Phil, Age 28

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chanksploon

verb｜The process of drastically disfiguring someone or something, preferably using a whisk or wooden spoon to do so.
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I'll chanksploon your mum's face.

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Chanksploon

Phil Lester's innocent version of fucked.

"I Chanksplooned your mum last night."

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hug someone so tight that they die

"I'll chanksploon your mum" (something like that) -Phil lester

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changsploon

To viciously lick

Phil: I'm gonna changsploon your mum's face!

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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