CertainlyT

CertainlyT is a shitty Riot developer who does not know what a fair or balanced champion is.

CertainlyT

Created: Yasuo, Thresh, Zoe, Darius, Kalista, Zyra, Warwick

Reworked: Mordekaiser, Graves, Caitlyn, Akali

by AsianGuy0 November 2, 2018

They are most certainly not delicious!

A line said by SpongeBob when he and Patrick were walking by a billboard advertising Barnacle Chips.

Patrick: Eat Barnacle Chips. They're delicious.

SpongeBob: They are most certainly not delicious!

by Master Tonberry March 13, 2005

Certainty Pimp

Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.

Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.

by Peter Kobs January 17, 2009

certainly

certainly is one of those words that makes you sound exponentialy more intellegent that you really are. it is very much like "indeed" in it's usage and effect. Works best if you put the word "well" or "why" in front of it, and if you use "truly?" as a question.

Joe: hey did you read that chapter in history?

you: why certainly winstin.

joe:...

by the will burchfield August 15, 2006

certainstance

This is a stance that you take on something that you are 100% certain on and it will never change. For example: You hating the Red Sox is one of your certainstances.

Terry: I've been thinking about maybe moving in with Millie. I wonder what she'd think?
Barry: I don't know, man. She might, but her parents are very religious. I'm pretty sure that it is their certainstance that you two be married first.
Terry: You're probably right. And we are only in the 3rd grade...

by von groovy September 15, 2017

why certainly dear

a statement of agreement when u cant be arsed saying anythin else, also can be used as sarcasm

person: hello lee

Lee: why certainly dear

by Lee Holland September 20, 2003

certainty

The quality of being something declared as being true that will be proved as being false the next day.

"The thing that is clear to us and that we can say with certainty is that this plane was not hit by a missile."

CAOI - 10th January 2020

by Facette January 11, 2020