Certainist 

The most certain

I am the most certainist when dealing with you less knowing people

Certainist by Saya1salle March 18, 2019

Certainist 

A person who only deals with people or situations that are certain.

Certainist: If you are not certain, I ain't fuckin'with you.

Certainist by GoddessShinea June 18, 2022

certainossibly 

Certainossibly:

A word that describes the uncertainty of response from Nijil, not one to make a decision lightly, he tends to be vague with "possibly" & "maybe" being his go to vocabulary when asked a question

Nijil; are you coming out this weekend? Certainossibly with an air of maybe and a pinch of uncertainty

certainossibly by TequilaSteve May 23, 2019

CertainlyT 

CertainlyT is a shitty Riot developer who does not know what a fair or balanced champion is.

CertainlyT

Created: Yasuo, Thresh, Zoe, Darius, Kalista, Zyra, Warwick

Reworked: Mordekaiser, Graves, Caitlyn, Akali

CertainlyT by AsianGuy0 November 2, 2018

Curtainised 

The act of having your hair cut in a centre parting.

"I love that actor who plays Jeremy Darling in Dirty Sexy Money!"
"What the one who had his hair curtainised?"

Curtainised by lumhan March 18, 2009

cretinist 

Usually a fundamentalist, holier-than-thou, Bible-thumping, Scripture-quoting, Hallelujah-ing Christian, who often claims to be a "creation scientist" despite obviously bad science and flawed logic. Outspoken and eloquent, they can be very persuasive to the uninformed and pose a grave danger to our public school systems. Someone who naively and blindly believes in what one ancient book (Genesis) says and ignores the huge mountain of evidence and the power of human logic attesting to the rise of man and other species by naturalistic (sans divine intervention) mechanisms. Some also still believe that the earth is flat.

A notorious cretinist is "Dr." Kent Hovind who bought his degree from a diploma mill.

Suggested reading: The Selfish Gene, by renowned Oxford biologist Dr. Richard Dawkins. This is one book that, if you can uderstand the complexities involved can change your whole worldview forever as it did mine.

Beware, a cretinist may be coming to a church or PTA meeting near you!

cretinist by Neo-Darwinian, ex-Christian May 4, 2004

certainically 

Being so certain of something, that you are willing to barter your soul with Satan.

Ernest: "How sure are you that you love Emily?"

Brent: "Certainically sure!!!"

Ernest: "DAMN MAN! She got a sister?!"

certainically by abrendon67 July 24, 2014