Curtainised 

The act of having your hair cut in a centre parting.

"I love that actor who plays Jeremy Darling in Dirty Sexy Money!"
"What the one who had his hair curtainised?"

Curtainised by lumhan March 18, 2009

Blue-curtainism 

The belief that there is nothing more to art than surface-level interpretation and that anyone who tries to find deeper meaning is an idiot, a practice of anti-intellectualism.

"Why do you even care about symbolism and themes? The curtains are just blue!"
-typical subscriber to blue-curtainism

Blue-curtainism by The_Kickster September 20, 2023

curtainsider 

Midland slang: Grotesquely fat woman, due to her clothing resembling the tarpaulin enclosing a curtainside lorry.

Shes a bit of a curtainsider.

curtainsider by oracle February 5, 2004

Curtained 

Smashed off your face, tits or any other part of your anatomy.

Darren was WELL mo fo-ing curtained last weekend. He tried to have sex with a lamppost.

Curtained by Pickle 'o' January 14, 2009

Blue Curtained 

the female version of blue-balled

my husband totally left me blue curtained last night

Blue Curtained by the no h December 3, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022