Curtainised 

The act of having your hair cut in a centre parting.

"I love that actor who plays Jeremy Darling in Dirty Sexy Money!"
"What the one who had his hair curtainised?"

Curtainised by lumhan March 18, 2009

Blue-curtainism 

The belief that there is nothing more to art than surface-level interpretation and that anyone who tries to find deeper meaning is an idiot, a practice of anti-intellectualism.

"Why do you even care about symbolism and themes? The curtains are just blue!"
-typical subscriber to blue-curtainism

Blue-curtainism by The_Kickster September 20, 2023

curtainsider 

Midland slang: Grotesquely fat woman, due to her clothing resembling the tarpaulin enclosing a curtainside lorry.

Shes a bit of a curtainsider.

curtainsider by oracle February 5, 2004

Curtained 

Smashed off your face, tits or any other part of your anatomy.

Darren was WELL mo fo-ing curtained last weekend. He tried to have sex with a lamppost.

Curtained by Pickle 'o' January 14, 2009

Blue Curtained 

the female version of blue-balled

my husband totally left me blue curtained last night

Blue Curtained by the no h December 3, 2018