cexking

sex king aka. Elosantoni

Dantes: who’s that?

Amuwestwood: You don’t know the CEXKING!!?? His name is Erik!

Dantes: FUCK i hate him *cries*

by boylicker May 7, 2024

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Cerking

(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.

"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."

by B-caine January 11, 2009

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