After a night of heavy drinking in Chicago, a passed-out girl is carried upstairs and subjected to unspeakable acts performed on her anus. The next morning she wakes up and can't remember anything, or has possibly suppressed all memories of the event. But the lingering pain and difficulty walking serve as reminders of the carking she received the previous night.
Honey, make sure you wash back there extra well and drink up. There's gonna be a whole lotta Chicago Carking going on tonight.
(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.
"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.