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Centerised 

how to say it:
center - eyesed

the act of making something centred
bob centerised his penis
Centerised by your mum chest hair January 19, 2014

Centerfielder 

Noun; the objective of a peanut flicking game between two dudes using only their dicks. An unusually athletic move in which one guy turns and runs away during the game and successfully catches a peanut between the buttchecks. A rare feat of skill and agility.
Ashley: Where were you guys at the Baptism?
John: I would have been on time but my SWAT buddy Dave actually completed a no shit Centerfielder! We all were blown away.
Ashley: Wait, is this another one of your weird homo-erotic games?
Dave: No. It's part of training.

concerfused 

being concerned and confused at the same time.
the energy he giving off got me mega concerfused right now.
concerfused by raddtrash February 13, 2020

deposited one in the centerfield bleachers 

At first, she was like, is that all you got???? ...until I deposited one in the centerfield bleachers.

Centerfield 

Person 1: “I thought Frank Ocean was straight.”

Person 2: “Nah, he plays centerfield.”
Centerfield by PearlSpaceJam January 14, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026