The ultimate brotp. Everyone loves Condan. They instantly click based on their shared love for guitars and Jimi Hendrix. They will band together to destroy you with their bro-ness.
Did you see Condan the other day?
Yeah bro. I'm so jealous of their bro-ness. Why can't we be like that, bro?
Idk, bro
Spanish word meaning gay or homosexual(see also maricon). These meanings is mostly from Dominican Republic and few people from Puerto Rico. Some people instead of cundango say pajaro
The most finest nigga on the planet. He can get any female including Beyoncé, Nicki Minaj etc.
Hoes really desire him and he has the fattest dick to ever be on this earth. The way he sauces on a daily basis is so attractive , you just feel compelled to be his girl. People usually like to hate on him but he the nigga for real And he Can Dress.
“Is That Cedane?”
“Why you so fine are you a Cedane?”
“Damn that niggafine it’s Cedane”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!