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Cemtosexual 

From 'cemto', which means one hundred and 'sexual' which means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or =====D ( ͡° ᗜ ͡° ) .
Being attracted to:
1- Bisexuals
2- Heterosexuals
2 - People that doesn't know how to count
0 - Me
3- Homosexuals
4- Hypersexuals
5- Pansexuals
5- Psychosexuals
6- Sexuals
8 =====D~~💦
11- Transexuals
Pussy - Your mom
34- Porn
42- Answers
42- Questions

42- Keys
69- Anal sex
71- Shit (or 2 Girls, 1 Cup)
Yo momma - Yo momma
85 - Nothing
99 - Everything
100 - Cum
Bob: -You are such a cemtosexual.
Dick: -I'm proud of it.
Cemtosexual by I'm rule 34 December 9, 2016
Words you can keep

Camosexual 

Camosexual originates in the Appalachian mountains. It pertains to those individuals who are obsessed with camouflage. Camouflage clothes, guns, bikes, cars and tents are in the person's arsenal of camo. they like so much camo that they are considered to have a love affair with it.
Jim Bob covered his truck in camo? he's such a camosexual.
Camosexual by middlebuttcheek April 14, 2009

Cheetosexual 

A name for trump supporters because 1) they love trump and 2) they can finally feel the oppression they want so badly to feel.
Sadly, my parents are cheetosexuals and will never be excepted in civilized society
Cheetosexual by Bisexual_mess February 27, 2021

Comosexual 

A 165% gay male of the Latin Decent. Usually speaks with very crisp S's, and speaks as much with his hands as he does his mouth, if not more.
Girl, that Comosexual is going to scratch your eyes out if you don't step away from her margarita!
Comosexual by Justinrobinson March 12, 2011

Cecosexual 

that means you are in love with ✨Cvetomir Todorov ✨ or as it is better known like Ceci, he is a bad boyyyy👿
example:"Omg, i think im cecosexual,he is soo hot"
Cecosexual by idk3466 March 2, 2021

Combosexual 

Someone who is so gay, they are "all of the above in the LGBTQ community"
Man this fucking kid is super combosexual
Combosexual by ireallydonotknow March 15, 2022

chemosexual 

Someone who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to a chemical (such as a drug)
I heard that new girl is literally in love with cocaine....she has to be chemosexual.
chemosexual by rollatini October 3, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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