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dick caught in the ceiling fan 

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.
Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

Every Toilet, Every Ceiling Fan. 

The phrase you use when you have to do an extensive amount of work, that is ultimately pointless.
John: What do we have to do in Language Arts tonight?
Isaac: Every toilet, every ceiling fan.

Ceiling-Fan Throbber

When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.
Man my cock hurts after that ceiling-fan throbber!

Ceiling Fan 

A special way of telling someone to kill themself in the way of hang themself on a sturdy ceiling fan
"You are being a showoff, ceiling fan"
Ceiling Fan by somerandomcat February 1, 2017

Ceiling fan 

A person who likes admires ceilings.
Person 1: I love ceilings
Person 2: So you're a ceiling fan.
Ceiling fan by BasseDaBows March 2, 2020

hanging up the ceiling fan

The act of mounting someone who is already hanging from a ceiling fan and taking part in autoerotic asphyxiation.
I accidentally walked in on Nick hanging up the ceiling fan. There was a lot of cursing involved.