Cellcom
Dirty bastards who sell phones, the lastest, the greatest, sexy phones and employees that will make any chicks ovarys pop with the sensation only fat kids eating cupcakes give.
Cellcom by Mclovin HardCock October 26, 2007
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Cellcom
Rat bastards who sell cellular devices, labeled as the hitlers of today, young men who are so intent on making money they give people deals that would make michael jackson scream. these people are sexy mother fuckers whos souls are blackened with dealing with greesy donkeys who want everything for free. it is said that the first child of a cellcom associate will be reincarnated as the true child of satan and will one day reak havoc on the world, this has of yet to happen.
that rat bastard must be a cellcommer! he j-poked my sister and never called her again.
last night was magical until the jerk gave me the old salty pirate! what does he think he's a cellcommer!
last night was magical until the jerk gave me the old salty pirate! what does he think he's a cellcommer!
Cellcom by billybobcellcom November 11, 2007
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Cellcom • Cellcommodeaphobia • celcom • Cellcamography • Cellcoholic • cellco location • celldomy • celloma • cell bomb • Cell Code
cellco location
The use of another electronic device such as your land line or other cell phone to find your missing cell phone.
Not unlike how bats use "echo location" to find their nesting areas or food, human animals often use "cellco location" to find their missing cell phone.
cellco location by Garret_P August 16, 2009
Cellcoholic
The Cellcoholic decided to have a little “Hair of the Dog” and made a call first thing in the morning.
Feeling despondent and lonely the Cellcoholic decided to call someone.
This time, the Cellcoholic thought, I can stop at just one call.
Feeling despondent and lonely the Cellcoholic decided to call someone.
This time, the Cellcoholic thought, I can stop at just one call.
Cellcoholic by Roger Halunen January 20, 2006
celloma
The waking coma-like state of persons walking in public and utilizing their cellular phones, Blackberries, or similar electronic hand-held devices that prevents such persons from being aware of their immediate surroundings, including passersby.
celloma by Feech Lo Sguardo February 3, 2009
Cellcommodeaphobia
Cellcommodeaphobia by HowIsTheLeft March 28, 2025
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