celcom
A telco with history of 200++ Mbps speed in forest and parking lot of a government clinic, but hardly achieving even at least 1 Mbps in remote traditional village and matriculation campus.
celcom by pseudophyle September 27, 2023
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calcomania
calcomania by 7oaks September 22, 2016
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celloma
The waking coma-like state of persons walking in public and utilizing their cellular phones, Blackberries, or similar electronic hand-held devices that prevents such persons from being aware of their immediate surroundings, including passersby.
celloma by Feech Lo Sguardo February 3, 2009
Cellcom
Dirty bastards who sell phones, the lastest, the greatest, sexy phones and employees that will make any chicks ovarys pop with the sensation only fat kids eating cupcakes give.
Cellcom by Mclovin HardCock October 26, 2007
Cellcom
Rat bastards who sell cellular devices, labeled as the hitlers of today, young men who are so intent on making money they give people deals that would make michael jackson scream. these people are sexy mother fuckers whos souls are blackened with dealing with greesy donkeys who want everything for free. it is said that the first child of a cellcom associate will be reincarnated as the true child of satan and will one day reak havoc on the world, this has of yet to happen.
that rat bastard must be a cellcommer! he j-poked my sister and never called her again.
last night was magical until the jerk gave me the old salty pirate! what does he think he's a cellcommer!
last night was magical until the jerk gave me the old salty pirate! what does he think he's a cellcommer!
Cellcom by billybobcellcom November 11, 2007
Celommi
Celoom
Celoom by RussianSlav September 23, 2019
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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