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celcom

A telco with history of 200++ Mbps speed in forest and parking lot of a government clinic, but hardly achieving even at least 1 Mbps in remote traditional village and matriculation campus.
Celcom is now married to Digi, a son of Telenor.
by pseudophyle September 27, 2023
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calcomania

recurrent urge to steal calculators that you generally do not really need
Sally has a real case of calcomania. She even took a calculator from Algebra class today.
by 7oaks September 22, 2016
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celloma

The waking coma-like state of persons walking in public and utilizing their cellular phones, Blackberries, or similar electronic hand-held devices that prevents such persons from being aware of their immediate surroundings, including passersby.
"This dumb-fuck in a celloma bumped into me on the street, knocking my coffee all over my coat."
by Feech Lo Sguardo February 3, 2009
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Cellcom

Dirty bastards who sell phones, the lastest, the greatest, sexy phones and employees that will make any chicks ovarys pop with the sensation only fat kids eating cupcakes give.
"Cellcoms Employees Make Me Feel Like A Cub Scout At Neverland Ranch"
by Mclovin HardCock October 26, 2007
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Cellcom

Rat bastards who sell cellular devices, labeled as the hitlers of today, young men who are so intent on making money they give people deals that would make michael jackson scream. these people are sexy mother fuckers whos souls are blackened with dealing with greesy donkeys who want everything for free. it is said that the first child of a cellcom associate will be reincarnated as the true child of satan and will one day reak havoc on the world, this has of yet to happen.
that rat bastard must be a cellcommer! he j-poked my sister and never called her again.

last night was magical until the jerk gave me the old salty pirate! what does he think he's a cellcommer!
by billybobcellcom November 11, 2007
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Celommi

This swag ass Italian family who climbs rocks and shreds the gnar.
Yo, are you friends with the Celommi family?

No.

..well you should be.
by iclimbrox February 8, 2018
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Celoom

The feeling you have when you get snitched on
I felt so much celoom when Kieth snitched
The bitch
by RussianSlav September 23, 2019
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