Celebrican 

Celeberican: Any one person who has had 5 mins or years of fame, believing they are better than the other 99.999% of the U.S., they are their own timezone.

THE Kardashians!!?? Puhleeze, they are 1950's plastic toy excited 11 year olds (Acting) who feel like virgins everyday, sin free, they're, Celebrican.

Celebrican by Futureghst-MJC July 22, 2018

celebritney 

The term used to describe a "celebrity" who is famous primarily for bad behavior (due to either being completely devoid of talent or having their work overshadowed by their antics).

Tiger Woods co-cheater Rachel Uchitel seems to be doing everything humanly possible to prolong her celebritney status. (Look for her upcoming cover single "Me and Bombshell McGee" to drop any day now.)

celebritney by daisydoesit July 24, 2010

Celebritay 

Broke-ass GHETTO people that try to pass themselves off as having money and/or class. While the majority of celebritays are black in fleshtone, they are known to come in many colors.
Was coined to refer to the wonderful people of Rialto, CA.

"I'z got dis" said the Celebritay, as he paid for dinner with his RUSH card.

Celebritay by OZ616 May 11, 2010

Celebritard

(n) A well-known person who believes that the world desperately needs to hear their atrociously uninformed opinion on any given subject simply due to the fact they have easy access to the bully pulpit.

Why would I care about Barbara Striesand's opinions on the economy? She's a celebritard.

Celebritard by The Cabal June 14, 2008

celebricunt

ce·leb·ri·cunt {suh-leb-ri-kuhnt}
–noun, plural
1. a famous or well known asshole
2. a useless person who produces nothing and should commit suicide for the benefit of humanity, but instead persists on living
3. any person who appears on the pages of People Magazine
4. a famous person who gets married more than once
5. Paris Hilton

Paris "Waste of Oxygen" Hilton is a celebricunt, Britney "Bitch" Spears is a celebricunt, etc.

celebricunt by FUCK CELEBRITIES February 1, 2007

celebrinaut 

a term used to describe the rising tide of "fake" celebrities. Folks like Paris Hilton, Nichole Richie, and Kim Kardashian et.al. who are not famous for anything in particular other than being famous. Pronounced Celebri-NOT the term is ironic in that it evokes real professions like "astronaut", but implies that these attention whores are "not" celebrities but are trying really hard to become ones.

Paris Hilton wishes she was a celebrity, but she is a celebrinaut.

celebrinaut by Jeremy Gold March 19, 2008

celebracon 

bacon (preferably high quality bacon) eaten to celebrate a life event or holiday.

yay I somehow passed that class! time for some celebracon!

celebracon by cnkohyfub August 1, 2013