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Gay category of pornography, referring to the art of ejaculating onto oneself.
I meant to type in codehs, but instead typed cedehs. My eyes are now scarred.
Cedehs by Big Banana Boi March 5, 2018
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Probably the most beautiful girl in the world. Cedes is really smart, and funny, everyone loves her. She's is talented and amazing. She's is super kind, but if you lie, steal, or cheat she will cold to you for a while. She will grab your attention right away. she is very sassy, but still classy. Sometimes she is shy and quiet, other times she's a different person. You would be glad to meet her.
Cedes is a nickname used for Mercedes. "She is far from a cedes"
cedes by queen_urban June 1, 2015
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Short word to describe the Mercedes line of German luxury cars.
CEDES by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

Ki-Cedes 

An automobile manufactured by Kia that has round headlights and a front grill that looks strangely similar to a Mercedes, but you know it's not. One of the coolest cars you can buy on a budget, cat.
Koontz: Hey Tom, did you see that sweet ride he just rolled up in?

Tom: I did, but that's just a Ki-Cedes. Still sweet, but not that sweet, cat.
Ki-Cedes by jimmythecat August 24, 2011

Gay-cedes 

1. The real definition of Mercedes

2. The gayest mobile on the road ever.
1. Lets not talk about Mercedes they suck

2. Don't you know that Gay-cedes are the biggest piles of shit on the road, and they can pound sand up their own ass and eat shit and then die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh my god I fucking hate them, fuck you bitch!!!Go eat a dick. Dont talk SHIT about Total!!
Gay-cedes by Ian Pendergraft August 2, 2007
Cedes is a lovingly kindhearted girl a class act of woman who would make anyone lucky to have in their life. Cedes is possibly an aeolus or alios however you spell it.. A clever nickname that is certainly different but in a Good way.

A Cedes might try to give you a chance even when she is shy and unsure of what she wants. The best thing you can do is try and never give up.
Hi Cedes. I wouldn't want to make any more of an ass outa myself but I think I genuinely love You. Give me one kiss and I'll be happy
(my name is cedes) Cedes is a non-binary person who had their nickname as Cedes but it is now their real name.
Cedes’ gender is non-binary!
Cedes by cedeslolll July 10, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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