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Cattywhompus 

Off-kilter, odd, disorderly, not quite right, bizarre.
When I take a shower right before bed, my hair is all cattywhompus when I wake up.
Cattywhompus by J. J. Carroll January 2, 2009
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cattywompus 

"That picture frame is cattywompus."
cattywompus by SweetTea56 February 10, 2008

cattywompus 

topsy-turvy; weird
I ate those mushrooms and now I feel all cattywompus.
cattywompus by Shelly April 18, 2004

Cattywompus 

To be all helter skelter and askew. Not functioning on all cylinders, or just plain strange.
Ryan: I crashed my car and it still drove!
Gabe: oh, sweet. It actually drove normal.
Ryan: Nah, it was all cattywompus like!
Cattywompus by vermont techie June 3, 2009

catywhompus 

Something is crooked, askew, misaligned, bent or generally fucked up.
The catywhompus bracket needs to be properly realigned
catywhompus by bvollmer80 May 25, 2011

cattywompus 

to go diagonal or accross something
You know that bale of hay is about cattywompus fron Wilborn Creek.
cattywompus by bub January 19, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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