24 definitions by Shelly

cattywompus

topsy-turvy; weird

I ate those mushrooms and now I feel all cattywompus.

by Shelly April 18, 2004

blow me

yet another way to go tell someone to fuck themself

Yeah, Blow me.

by Shelly February 11, 2003

Heckis

slang word for pussy

I'd like to lick your heckis

by Shelly January 29, 2003

guiche

also know as the taint

taint your balls, taint your ass

by Shelly January 14, 2005

cock blocker

Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.

Nick to Shelly: "Jesus is a cockblocker!"

by Shelly September 27, 2004

zimpick

The little containers contain little goodies that you get out of a vending machine.

"Mommy, mommy ! Look what I got in this zimpick !"

by Shelly April 4, 2005

queef

hehehe, luckly, i've never qweefed(that i know of)

i qweefed in my boyfriends mouth, and he blew up like a blow fish!!

by Shelly July 26, 2003