zimpick

The little containers contain little goodies that you get out of a vending machine.

"Mommy, mommy ! Look what I got in this zimpick !"

by Shelly April 04, 2005

meat

a boys dick/penis/swanka

Shit I want a fucking big meat in my fat wet pussy.

by shelly January 03, 2004

afgani

Totally conservative.

I dont know why she thinks i'm a hoe. I dress totally afgani and everything.

by shelly February 11, 2003

cock blocker

Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.

Nick to Shelly: "Jesus is a cockblocker!"

by shelly September 27, 2004

queef

hehehe, luckly, i've never qweefed(that i know of)

i qweefed in my boyfriends mouth, and he blew up like a blow fish!!

by Shelly July 26, 2003

cattywompus

topsy-turvy; weird

I ate those mushrooms and now I feel all cattywompus.

by Shelly April 18, 2004

April 20

The best day in the world!

Hey, its 4:20, time to hoot!!!

by shelly April 18, 2005