Shelly's definitions

April 20

The best day in the world!

Hey, its 4:20, time to hoot!!!

by shelly April 18, 2005

Shelvis

when one attains the qualities of elvis ( the hip shaking, and mighty fine good looks, etc. ) and their name happens to be shelly. thus SHELVIS

that girl really knows how to shake it, she must be a shelvis.

by Shelly March 30, 2005

piece

to suck a guys dick

Hey Bitch Gimmie piece now!!

by Shelly December 24, 2002

butthurt

when your emotionally depressed . cant think about anything or anyone besides the peron who got you all pissed and loserish

why do you have to get all butthurt because i didnt remember youor birthday, god you niglet.

by shelly July 23, 2004

blow me

yet another way to go tell someone to fuck themself

Yeah, Blow me.

by shelly February 10, 2003

cock blocker

Someone or something that prevents a man or woman from getting fucked. Usually a cockblocker is a friend of one who is trying to get his/her fuck on.

Nick to Shelly: "Jesus is a cockblocker!"

by shelly September 27, 2004

cattywompus

topsy-turvy; weird

I ate those mushrooms and now I feel all cattywompus.

by Shelly April 18, 2004