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catling is uassaly and english family that has one main ditinct character, hair. thee main father of this tribe is also known as the great ape which is covered in hair for them ladies. The ladies are very discourged when they see the ape and run off in fear they might be taken in and put to slave work like one of the women worker monkeys. the women worker monkey usally answers phones and cooks and sumtimes speaks with and english accent. then there is soon to be ape boy. he has ronage virgeruous and very sexual hair that needs to be shaved off so he can grow hius true nateraul ape hair.
look theres a native Ape tirbe of them catlings
catling by the unknown rat October 14, 2004
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Catling Gun 

An unspayed cat that is continuously birthing litters of kittens.
Our Catling Gun Lavender got knocked up by the neighborhood tomcat yet again while still nursing her litter before we could get her fixed.
Catling Gun by Raul Terra March 13, 2021

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.
When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

Fatty calling the fatty fat

A statement describing hypocritical behavior on par with an obese individual crudely commenting on someone else's weight. A more up-to-date version of "A pot calling the kettle black", because everybody knows a porlty individual these days.
Kel Varnsen-There is Pat Robertson again saying that Islam is the prejudiced religion.

H.G Pennypacker- There's another prime example of a "Fatty calling the fatty fat"!!

calling uncle earl 

Throwing up after a night of drinking heavily.
John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.

Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.

John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
calling uncle earl by Daniel81 February 27, 2017

Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone 

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc

I ain't calling you a truther! 

Popular line from the TV show, "Drake & Josh", where Josh calls Drake a liar.
Josh: Drake, you made that whole story up!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!