Cathorp

To cathorp is the act of Gorping (smelling your own poop), but by reaching into the toilet, or what ever surface you have pooped on/in, and picking up the feces with your hands in order to get a more intimate gorp, or otherwise holding your own feces up to your face in order to get a good sniff.

I cathorped last night, and I could barely hold onto the damn thing. Worth it though, my turd smelled so bad.

Cathorp by PenileHandler16000 July 13, 2026

cathopathic physician 

A pretend doctor. Usually a nurse practitioner with confidence issues, but wants to be a pretend he/she is a doctor.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.

Real Doctor: I am Dr. Smith
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.

cathopathic physician by TheDefiner007 August 31, 2018

Catharpin

A small town that is usually considered Gainesville or Haymarket because the post office only goes to like 2 streets. Mostly farms, and the developments are required to have 10 acres each. Where the only grocery store is about the size of a 7-11 and everything costs twice as much. Nobody has even heard of Catharpin, unless they live or have lived there. And when people pronounce it like, "Ca-tharp-in" it really makes them mad.

A small town that is considered to be in the Middle of Nowhere, Virginia.

Catharpin by Elizabob May 13, 2005

Cathophobic 

Cathophobic is spiritual intolerance through the sacrilegious abuse of Catholic sacraments.

The politically correct establishment runs around promoting same sex marriage and gay rights, abortion, anti religious programs, and anti-american agendas no one seems to be the least concerned about the Cathophobic assault on the Sacramental’s of the Catholic Church.

Cathophobic by Thomas J. Serafin March 22, 2009

CatMorph 

A cat with the ability to Morph on comand. If the cat was in any danger it would Morph into what ever it needed to.

" Oh my god my babys suck on the train tracks" Sounds like a job for CatMorph. CatMorph would Morph into a track and let the train roll around the defenceless child and then Morph back to his/her original form.

CatMorph by Oush November 3, 2006

CatMorph 

A run of the mill cat with the uncany ability of Metomorphus.

A cat that can change shape or form at the blink of an eye! CatMorph is an out of the ordinary feline that preforms good or bad deed's, u can never tell what s/he is plotting to do next.

CatMorph by Nisio December 7, 2006

Cathortal 

The act of laughing so hard you guffaw and cackle at the same time

Oh my god, did you hear her cathortal?!

Cathortal by sexy maddie June 6, 2021