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Cathostant 

A Cathostant (Cath-O-Stant) is a protestant with serious Catholic love. A protestant who enjoys saying the rosary, praising The Sacred Heart of Jesus, admires Catholic statues, meditating on the stations of the Cross. Crosses themselves before prayer and may even use the intercession of the Blessed Virgin Mary. Anglo-Catholics are the most famous Cathostants, but many protestants emerse themselves in Catholic lore and practice, whilst retaining their 'salvation by grace through faith alone' stance. Cathostants are rapidly growing. A healthy sign that prayers for Catholic/Protestant friendship and re-building are being heard by God Almighty. Praise be to Jesus!
Jimmy the baptist- "Like, that Casper dude wears a cross with Our Lord still on it, crosses himself, says the rosary, wears a scapular and a sacred heart medal but claims to be a Protestant!"

Dave the open minded baptist- "Yeah. He's a Cathostant. They love Catholic culture as it inspires their faith but retain Luther's teachings on "Salvation by grace through faith alone'.
Cathostant by pepsicola September 16, 2006
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Catherall 

Noun: A contraction of the "can't" and "bugger all" - short form of "Can not do bugger all", the double negative and poor spelling being ironice references to the futility of anything that can be related to a Catherall
He's a complete catherall
No way, he catheralle'd that up completely
'e spellz lark a caverorl
Catherall by ymmit July 21, 2004
Smokin' the HERB. Pass it over Holmes, it's time to Chortal..
Yo' homeboy, ya wanna chortal out and play some videogames?

Let's Chortal.
Chortal Out.
Chortaled.
CHORTAL by UNITED BEER FRONT May 7, 2007
A small mexican that falls in love with plump american women, usually to attempt to accommodate for his immasculine stature.
Jose Sanchez : Sorry boys, I can't eat lunch with y'all I'm going to chipotle with this girl.

Rick: Is it the big girl again? Awwwww you damn cathort!!
Cathort by Whalewatcher36 December 13, 2023
A small Mexican man who prefers rather large women.
Angel: Yeah I’m going on a date with Martha Sue.
Rico: Again! I thought you ditched that fatty? You and your damn cathort self.
Cathort by ThePriceIsRight43 December 13, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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