Cathortal

The act of laughing so hard you guffaw and cackle at the same time

Oh my god, did you hear her cathortal?!

by sexy maddie June 6, 2021

Cathostant

A Cathostant (Cath-O-Stant) is a protestant with serious Catholic love. A protestant who enjoys saying the rosary, praising The Sacred Heart of Jesus, admires Catholic statues, meditating on the stations of the Cross. Crosses themselves before prayer and may even use the intercession of the Blessed Virgin Mary. Anglo-Catholics are the most famous Cathostants, but many protestants emerse themselves in Catholic lore and practice, whilst retaining their 'salvation by grace through faith alone' stance. Cathostants are rapidly growing. A healthy sign that prayers for Catholic/Protestant friendship and re-building are being heard by God Almighty. Praise be to Jesus!

Jimmy the baptist- "Like, that Casper dude wears a cross with Our Lord still on it, crosses himself, says the rosary, wears a scapular and a sacred heart medal but claims to be a Protestant!"

Dave the open minded baptist- "Yeah. He's a Cathostant. They love Catholic culture as it inspires their faith but retain Luther's teachings on "Salvation by grace through faith alone'.

by pepsicola September 16, 2006

Catherall

Noun: A contraction of the "can't" and "bugger all" - short form of "Can not do bugger all", the double negative and poor spelling being ironice references to the futility of anything that can be related to a Catherall

He's a complete catherall
No way, he catheralle'd that up completely
'e spellz lark a caverorl

by ymmit July 21, 2004

CHORTAL

Smokin' the HERB. Pass it over Holmes, it's time to Chortal..

Yo' homeboy, ya wanna chortal out and play some videogames?

Let's Chortal.
Chortal Out.
Chortaled.

by UNITED BEER FRONT May 7, 2007

Cathort

A small mexican that falls in love with plump american women, usually to attempt to accommodate for his immasculine stature.

Jose Sanchez : Sorry boys, I can't eat lunch with y'all I'm going to chipotle with this girl.

Rick: Is it the big girl again? Awwwww you damn cathort!!

by Whalewatcher36 December 13, 2023

Cathort

A small Mexican man who prefers rather large women.

Angel: Yeah I’m going on a date with Martha Sue.
Rico: Again! I thought you ditched that fatty? You and your damn cathort self.

by ThePriceIsRight43 December 13, 2023