Cathandel

(slang verb) When you can't handle a cat. Other term for "Can't Handle Cat".

My cat, Heaven, is so cute, I cathandel!

Our neighbor cathandels our cat.

by JADirect_18 September 20, 2022

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

ear chandelier

A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.

My girl looks hot when she wears the ear chandeliers I gave her.

by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Sexydimma March 16, 2013

Chandel

A wonderful woman with a big heart. Generous, loyal and fair. Down to earth with a wicked sense of humor. An awesome friend and fantastic lover.

You could not ask for a better friend than Chandel.

by Australia8 April 16, 2011

Golden Chandelier

The act of multiple people urinating on a single person.

Ya Mothah begged Monny, Billy, Scott and I to drink more tawnic so we could Golden Chandelier her face.

by Crystal METTH March 10, 2015

Rusty Chandelier

When a person hangs from an object and kicks their feet in the air while a sexual partner licks the exposed asshole. This is slightly more of an advanced sexual technique than a simple rusty trombone.

That couple feels the need to decorate all of the rooms in their house with a Rusty Chandelier. But on their behalf, it really does tie the whole house together.

by Cookies-Pointman November 5, 2012