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Catel is a great way to define people who use to be fashionable and use to have lots of style.

It comes from an ancient legend about a queen who said during a very important meeting "I forgot my catel". Catel was her personal stylist and she was desperate, so she died.
"Omg, this girl is so....catel"
"When I'll be old I want to be a catel"
Catel by mmmmmmicia February 5, 2018
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Catel is a great way to define people who are fashionable and stylish.

The term comes from an ancient legend about a queen who said during a very important meeting "I forgot my catel". Catel was her personal stylist. The queen was desperate and she died.
"When I will be old I want to be a catel"
"Omg today you're so catel"
Catel by mmmmmmicia February 5, 2018
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hung like a camel 

A penis so large that it relates to the size of a camel's. Commonly used by arabian people.
Girl One: Girl, that arabian guy has a 9" penis.
Girl Two: Yeah, he's hung like a camel.
hung like a camel by A-RabMan April 22, 2016

Camel Toad 

The Camel Toad (incilius camelus) is a toad species found in the Great Plains region of The United States. It is well known for its ability to exude toxins from glands within its skin that have psychoactive properties.

Contemporary reports indicate that cameltenin-containing toad toxins have been used as a street drug; that is, as a supposed aphrodisiac, ingested orally in the form of ch’an su, and as a psychedelic, by smoking or orally ingesting Camel Toad secretion or dried skins.

During hot and dry weather, Camel Toads will seek out water and can often be found at local rivers and pools.
Let's go down to the pool to scout out some camel toads.
Camel Toad by Blippee July 12, 2023

Mustafa Camel Analtürk

Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey without forgetting his tireless efforts in humanitarian work when the Ottoman Empire was already in decline, for instance he took good care of Assyrians and Greeks and of course, nullified the Armenian genocide trials right from the start because no such a thing had ever happened, it was just a lamentable misunderstanding due to the fact that every year the turkey as a species suffers genocide just before Thanksgiving because of murderous infidels - just ask another honest humanist Reset Kebab Erdoğan about it, he knows that it wasn't the first large-scale genocide in the 20th century as foreigners falsely claim, or like journalist Hrant Dink claimed, also the majority of Turks know this truth but unfortunately ignorant foreigners do not.
"Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey."

chocolate camel 

When a lass shits in her hands and smears it all over her tits. The male then places his nob between the lass' tits and gets a tit wank.
I was at Heskey's house and this fat lass gave me a proper good chocolate camel.

Lying Camel

A woman involved in a relationship with someone who's occupation requires them to be out of town for periods of time or lives a distance away, but has sex with others as soon as he leaves town.
Lucy; “Your girlfriend left the bar last night and went to a hotel with a grease-ball.”
Charles; "But she promised me when it came to sex she's like a camel!”
Lucy; “Wow! What a lying camel!”
Lying Camel by EBGB September 26, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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