Catelation 

1) Taking pleasure in others misfortunes. Derived from the German word "Schadenfreude".

2) Catastrophic Joy.

3) To experience glee in catastrophic situations.

1) "I think I noticed some catelation in John's attitude at Gary's funeral."

2) "John had a catelacious reaction when I told him Gary's house went into foreclosure"

Catelation by jjmusicology December 31, 2009

Datelationship 

That part of when you're dating someone and you're basically behaving as if you're already in a relationship but no one has really said or agreed about anything. Can be polyamorous or monogamous.

"We were just, like, dating, and then we were being like, boyfriend-girlfriend about it like we were in a datelationship? But now we're in a relationship for reals."

Datelationship by jortshart July 26, 2018

catuation 

A "situation" for which the reason is a cat.

I was late to work because of a catuation at home.

catuation by Artanicus December 4, 2018

Cabflation

The unprecedented inflation of cabbage prices...induced by a sovereign debt crisis.

Dude, I'm gonna make like $10,000 an acre hydroponically growing cabbage...it'll be fucking sweet.

Cabbage prices are going to the moon! You just don't get it...I don't see it the same way.

Have you heard about the recent cole slaw shortage? Yeah dog, it's totally cabflation.

Bro, I went to buy some cabbage at the store but it was like way too expensive...it would have cost a boat full of gold.

Cabflation by Knowledge and Gold Dropper August 14, 2010

cacalations 

The math you do in your head to figure out if you have enough time to get from the restaurant to your next destination before shitting your pants.

Don't risk it trying to drive all the way back home after Taco Bell. You gotta do the cacalations!

cacalations by hoziwan June 18, 2022

Cruelation 

When something is purely cruel, sickly cruel, or just plain cruel hands-down, absolute brutality.

(You can see it, feel it, anything it. Use it as a verb (cruelationing), add age to it, absolute cruelationage. That's sick, I know.

Man watching the Washington Wizards is absolute cruelation.

Her tits are so tantalizing when she walks by I feel absolute cruelation.

Cruelation by Effage January 1, 2013

catvation 

Someone who is a dictator and an anarchist at the same time. Typically manipulative people due to their affiliation with Mamism.

Yep, that's definitely a catvation

catvation by OneAndOnlyWixeler August 26, 2021