Catboarded 

Catboarding happens when a cat walks across your keyboard. Being catboarded is a legitimate defense for an embarrassing typo.

I've tried three times and I keep failing. Am I a loser?
You suc k
WHAT?
Sorry, I got catboarded. I meant to say you succeed only by not giving up.

Catboarded by bazuemague January 1, 2016

Catarded

The state of being canadian and retarded simultaneously.

“Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”

Catarded by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019

catharded

Cathartic retardation. Brain damage resulting from drug overdose are strike to the head.

"Where is Adam?"
"You didn't hear? He snorted a bunch of meth and is now in the hospital all catharded and shit."

catharded by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

cattarded 

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.

My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

cattarded by Moonie is cattarded July 21, 2018

low carbtarded 

When you are on a low carb diet and feel like your brain is off

I ate 10 grams of carbs today.. I feel low carbtarded

low carbtarded by Muy mal September 14, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020