Definitions by bazuemague

Blitzfart

When you bombard someone with flatulence, intentionally or not.

Unintentionally blitzfarted a delivery person at work today. Had to do some serious outgassing and stepped into the tiny freight elevator lobby to unload. Just as I closed the door and tuned away I saw a delivery guy step out of the elevator and into a living hell. Poor bastard.

Blitzfart by bazuemague May 17, 2023

Trump gap 

The time between Donald Trump tweeting something incendiary or inane and then deleting that tweet.

Dude, did you see that tweet where Donald Trump said he always wanted rock Megyn Kelly's bus out of its rut?

Yeah, I'm the one who sent it to TMZ. I was able to get a screen cap in the Trump gap before it was deleted.

Trump gap by bazuemague May 31, 2017

Catboarded 

Catboarding happens when a cat walks across your keyboard. Being catboarded is a legitimate defense for an embarrassing typo.

I've tried three times and I keep failing. Am I a loser?
You suc k
WHAT?
Sorry, I got catboarded. I meant to say you succeed only by not giving up.

Catboarded by bazuemague January 1, 2016

Ebyss 

The vast amount of electronic messaging coming at us every day at work and at home.

"Why didn't you reply to my email last week?It was urgent!"

"I'm really sorry, but it was lost in the ebyss and I didn't see it until today."

Ebyss by bazuemague May 14, 2013

wolf piss 

Urine with an odor so strong you could mark your territory with it like wolves do.

"Jeez dude, it smells like a stadium bathroom at halftime in here."

"Yeah, I just took a total wolf piss."

wolf piss by bazuemague February 14, 2013