Cataldo

The Act of being to smart for your own good making every one around you feel stupid and insignificant, and there only purpose in life is to buy you food another trait of a cataldo is the act of buying shoes that are $300 and up and never washing your car this is being a Cataldo.

Don't mess with a Cataldo cause one day they will rule the world with dirty cars and expensive shoes.

Cataldo by Waffleman07 April 18, 2007

The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).

"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

The Mandela Catalogue by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is terrifying.

The Mandela Catalogue by The ObéSter October 30, 2021

Mandela catalogue

A horror series created by mr Alexander Kister. Its very scary😱😱😱

“Oh em gee have you seen the new mandela catalogue video?? I shitted and cummed while watching it”

Mandela catalogue by thefartman January 23, 2022

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube Horror series created by Alex Kister. Whenever I watch it, I get nightmares and wet bedsheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is absolutely terrifying.

The Mandela Catalogue by The ObéSter October 30, 2021

The mandela catalogue 

LITERALLY THE SCARIEST FUCKING ANALOG HORROR SERIES MADE BY ALEX KISTER ON YOUTUBE MY PPANTS ARE SOAKED IN PISS

"ayo have you seen the mandela catalogue"
"no i heard that shit scary"
"i literally pissed myself 4 times watching the first episode"

The mandela catalogue by geoom January 26, 2022

Catalogged 

When you receive a text message of a book's information from a friends college library

Kayla: I just got a text from the UNLV Library...
Tyler: CATALOGGED...BOOYAH!

Catalogged by TVOZ March 15, 2010