catalogue 

When one has a select, handpicked list of people who they find attractive, beautiful, sexy, intriguing, et cetera. A lot of the time, it includes people way out of one's league. For instance, mine includes Louis Tomlinson, Alexander Ludwig, Logan Lerman, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, sensing a pattern here... you get the idea. Basically a list of people that make you go asdjalsdhfalksgfasl. Some people in relationships also see this as their 'Cheat List'- e.g. the list of people that they're allowed to cheat on their significant other with, or the people they're allowed to shift and the aforementioned significant other will let it slide. Good for references and daydreaming. Constantly subject to editing.

Girl 1: Who's on the first page of your catalogue?
Girl 2: Hmm, tough one. Alexander Ludwig, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, end of until further notice.

catalogue by make my day betch February 20, 2012

Catalogue 

The act of having discourse with a domestic cat. Compound of cat and dialogue.

"How you doing?"

"Meow"

"Want some food?"

"Meow"

"Are you talking to the cat?"

"Yes, we're, having a catalogue."

Catalogue by The Deadcow November 8, 2017

catalogue ken 

A child from the ages of 6/12 decked to the nines in catalogue gear and looking like they just won a competiton to be in the new newlook catalogue.

"Look at that catalogue ken over there."

catalogue ken by Chris Mizon August 28, 2005

The Mandela Catalogue 

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).

"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

The Mandela Catalogue by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is terrifying.

The Mandela Catalogue by The ObéSter October 30, 2021

Mandela catalogue

A horror series created by mr Alexander Kister. Its very scary😱😱😱

“Oh em gee have you seen the new mandela catalogue video?? I shitted and cummed while watching it”

Mandela catalogue by thefartman January 23, 2022

The Mandela Catalogue 

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube Horror series created by Alex Kister. Whenever I watch it, I get nightmares and wet bedsheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is absolutely terrifying.

The Mandela Catalogue by The ObéSter October 30, 2021