When one has a select, handpicked list of people who they find attractive, beautiful, sexy, intriguing, et cetera. A lot of the time, it includes people way out of one's league. For instance, mine includes Louis Tomlinson, Alexander Ludwig, Logan Lerman, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, sensing a pattern here... you get the idea. Basically a list of people that make you go asdjalsdhfalksgfasl. Some people in relationships also see this as their 'Cheat List'- e.g. the list of people that they're allowed to cheat on their significant other with, or the people they're allowed to shift and the aforementioned significant other will let it slide. Good for references and daydreaming. Constantly subject to editing.
Girl 1: Who's on the first page of your catalogue?
Girl 2: Hmm, tough one. Alexander Ludwig, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, end of until further notice.
by make my day betch January 27, 2012
(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).
"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."
by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022
The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.
The Mandela Catalogue is terrifying.
by The ObéSter October 31, 2021
A horror series created by mr Alexander Kister. Its very scary😱😱😱
Oh em gee have you seen the new mandela catalogue video?? I shitted and cummed while watching it”
by thefartman January 23, 2022
LITERALLY THE SCARIEST FUCKING ANALOG HORROR SERIES MADE BY ALEX KISTER ON YOUTUBE MY PPANTS ARE SOAKED IN PISS
"ayo have you seen the mandela catalogue"
"no i heard that shit scary"
"i literally pissed myself 4 times watching the first episode"
by geoom January 26, 2022
The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube Horror series created by Alex Kister. Whenever I watch it, I get nightmares and wet bedsheets.
The Mandela Catalogue is absolutely terrifying.
by The ObéSter October 31, 2021
a publication containing images of ladies with unclothed mammary glands.
My local corner shop has a wide array of tit catalogues for sale.
by donaldsemblance July 21, 2009