cat dick

a person who is currently feeling the effects of fewer than two recreational drugs.

Person A: I'm so fucking drunk right now dude.
Person B: Just drunk?
Person A: Yeah I'm totally hammered mannn.
Person B: Whatever ...cat dick.

by Buttflap Johnson December 13, 2009

Cat Dick

An unusually small penis, like a cat's size. Also it is an unusually pink and pointy penis.

That dude couldn't any pussy because he has a little cat dick.

by C-Dubb September 8, 2006

Cat Dick

Old military term for Vienna sausage

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?

by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023

cat shit dick syndrome

when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.

Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!

Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.

by al3xal3xis July 13, 2010

the dick of the cat

Similar to "the bee's knees" or "the cat's meow." Something great or remarkable.

Aw, man, I really enjoyed that movie.
Yeah, bro, it was the dick of the cat.

by notreallystraight August 19, 2013

Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

by JaneBlow April 10, 2016

Catdick

The ultimate come back.
When you are arguing with someone just interrupt them and yell catdick in their face.
Repeat as many times as necessary until that person stops/cries.

February 9th is also National Catdick Day.

- Man 1: Shut up CATDICK

- Keith: But.....

- Man 1: CATDICK

- Keith: Hold on Ther....

- Man 1: CATDICKKKKKKK

by Dylan W.. February 10, 2019