The ultimate come back.
When you are arguing with someone just interrupt them and yell catdick in their face.
Repeat as many times as necessary until that person stops/cries.
February 9th is also National Catdick Day.
When you are arguing with someone just interrupt them and yell catdick in their face.
Repeat as many times as necessary until that person stops/cries.
February 9th is also National Catdick Day.
- Man 1: Shut up CATDICK
- Keith: But.....
- Man 1: CATDICK
- Keith: Hold on Ther....
- Man 1: CATDICKKKKKKK
- Keith: But.....
- Man 1: CATDICK
- Keith: Hold on Ther....
- Man 1: CATDICKKKKKKK
by Dylan W.. February 10, 2019
by jtan13 January 11, 2011
When someone pretends that they have a huge dick (girth and/or length), but it's actually someone else's dick picture ie. you've been catfished, but through a dick pic.
Friend one "From the pic I thought it was going to be an extra limb, but it was actually a micropenis."
Friend two "You've been catdicked!"
Friend two "You've been catdicked!"
by illcompareyourmeercat May 14, 2021
A condition of the genitals wherein the wang swells up to ginormous proportions and becomes bright red. This condition is very painful and is usually brought on by extensive wanking. Named for the act of mating in domestic felines.
Boro has catdick.
by acvw March 18, 2004
the act of being fooled by a man's large body size into thinking his penis will be of comparable measure, but is unsatisfactory. Credit to @anisaMFxo
by Lololidothis October 11, 2013
by Sometimes Prickly April 19, 2019
by Yam derf November 1, 2018