Cat Dick

An unusually small penis, like a cat's size. Also it is an unusually pink and pointy penis.

That dude couldn't any pussy because he has a little cat dick.

by C-Dubb September 08, 2006

Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

by JaneBlow December 31, 2015

cat dick

a person who is currently feeling the effects of fewer than two recreational drugs.

Person A: I'm so fucking drunk right now dude.
Person B: Just drunk?
Person A: Yeah I'm totally hammered mannn.
Person B: Whatever ...cat dick.

by Buttflap Johnson December 13, 2009

cat shit dick syndrome

when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.

Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!

Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.

by al3xal3xis July 14, 2010

Cat Dick

Old military term for Vienna sausage

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?

by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023