Catdick

The ultimate come back.
When you are arguing with someone just interrupt them and yell catdick in their face.
Repeat as many times as necessary until that person stops/cries.

February 9th is also National Catdick Day.

- Man 1: Shut up CATDICK

- Keith: But.....

- Man 1: CATDICK

- Keith: Hold on Ther....

- Man 1: CATDICKKKKKKK

by Dylan W.. February 10, 2019

Catdick

another way to say instead of "fuck", "shit" or "bullshit"

This motha fuckas talking some catdick shit...

by jtan13 January 12, 2011

Catdick

When someone pretends that they have a huge dick (girth and/or length), but it's actually someone else's dick picture ie. you've been catfished, but through a dick pic.

Friend one "From the pic I thought it was going to be an extra limb, but it was actually a micropenis."

Friend two "You've been catdicked!"

by illcompareyourmeercat May 14, 2021

catdick

A condition of the genitals wherein the wang swells up to ginormous proportions and becomes bright red. This condition is very painful and is usually brought on by extensive wanking. Named for the act of mating in domestic felines.

Boro has catdick.

by acvw March 17, 2004

Catticked

An Australian slang for making mistakes, commonly used when a highly skilled worker / gamer makes a mistake at a critical point.

"Oh you just got catticked."
"Were you watching Steve the other day? He was playing Counter Strike and got catticked."

by ThatKidYouHate October 21, 2020

Catrick

Catrick is a type of ragamuffin cat who enjoys hanging out with little tabby cats and curly haired owners. He typically has a fluffy tail, and likes to play fetch with cable ties.

"Catrick, like Patrick but a Cat"

by StephanieBear September 20, 2013

candicktable

Dick in a can

Having a candicktable dinner

by Codeusoo April 7, 2021