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CatDicked 

When a guy is prescribed Viagra or Cialis when you first meet and then goes off of it
I wake up! Omg! What is that? Did I just get CatDicked
CatDicked by Yam derf November 1, 2018

Catticked 

An Australian slang for making mistakes, commonly used when a highly skilled worker / gamer makes a mistake at a critical point.
"Oh you just got catticked."
"Were you watching Steve the other day? He was playing Counter Strike and got catticked."
Catticked by ThatKidYouHate October 21, 2020
The ultimate come back.
When you are arguing with someone just interrupt them and yell catdick in their face.
Repeat as many times as necessary until that person stops/cries.

February 9th is also National Catdick Day.
- Man 1: Shut up CATDICK

- Keith: But.....

- Man 1: CATDICK

- Keith: Hold on Ther....

- Man 1: CATDICKKKKKKK
Catdick by Dylan W.. February 10, 2019

Cat-dicked 

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.
I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.
Cat-dicked by JaneBlow April 10, 2016
when a cat attacks or startles you out of nowhere
"Man today sucks"

"why?"

"I got cattacked. Twice."

"Dude again?! You need to get rid of that cat."
Cattacked by Orange2themax February 13, 2015

Catdickalickaratfucker 

Someone who chops cat dicks up and licks the powder off a rats chode.
Nigga you a catdickalickaratfucker!