Cassholicism

When a priest violates an altar boy.

He gave his life to God, but couldn't resist committing cassholicism every Wednesday after mass.

by My word - his concept August 23, 2007

reverse catholicism

When you molest the priests.

I showed that priest some Reverse Catholicism and got my uNF on.

by ecaleohs April 25, 2017

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

by Mel December 3, 2005

smorgasbord Catholicism

Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.

Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.

by WTFISAPAPOOSE September 22, 2008

assholicism

A condition or state of being defined by assholic thinking or behaviors; the term "creeping assholicism" can be used to describe worsening societal conditions that occur when assholes are elected to public office, thereby implementing assholic policies

This country is being overtaken by creeping assholicism; it's the end of civilization as we know it.

by GigiPDX December 20, 2014

Orthodox Catholicism

The True Church of Christ

I follow Orthodox Catholicism

by orthodox easton August 16, 2022

Catholicism

If you have a different religion and you don't want to sin, good luck getting rid of any you already have. Basically, Catholicism is a religion where you CAN murder, steal, lie, and break all the rules, and then be forgiven.

That's because..

WE HAVE THE SACRAMENT OF CONFESSION!

Man#1: Hey, I'm Pagan and I killed a guy.

Man#2: Well, sucks to be you. I've got a priest!

CATHOLICISM:
AWESOMISM.

by LOLOLOLOLOLOL another guy dude October 3, 2011