Cassholicism
Cassholicism by My word - his concept August 23, 2007
reverse catholicism
reverse catholicism by ecaleohs April 25, 2017
Cafeteria Catholicism
Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.
"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."
"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."
"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."
Cafeteria Catholicism by Mel December 3, 2005
smorgasbord Catholicism
Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.
Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.
smorgasbord Catholicism by WTFISAPAPOOSE September 22, 2008
assholicism
A condition or state of being defined by assholic thinking or behaviors; the term "creeping assholicism" can be used to describe worsening societal conditions that occur when assholes are elected to public office, thereby implementing assholic policies
This country is being overtaken by creeping assholicism; it's the end of civilization as we know it.
assholicism by GigiPDX December 20, 2014
Orthodox Catholicism
Orthodox Catholicism by orthodox easton August 16, 2022
Catholicism
If you have a different religion and you don't want to sin, good luck getting rid of any you already have. Basically, Catholicism is a religion where you CAN murder, steal, lie, and break all the rules, and then be forgiven.
That's because..
WE HAVE THE SACRAMENT OF CONFESSION!
That's because..
WE HAVE THE SACRAMENT OF CONFESSION!
Man#1: Hey, I'm Pagan and I killed a guy.
Man#2: Well, sucks to be you. I've got a priest!
CATHOLICISM:
AWESOMISM.
Man#2: Well, sucks to be you. I've got a priest!
CATHOLICISM:
AWESOMISM.
Catholicism by LOLOLOLOLOLOL another guy dude October 3, 2011
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