Definitions by GigiPDX

Premature evacuation 

When fans leave the stadium before the end of a game when their team is losing. Particularly bad form if it's a kids' game.

Dude, you can't leave before it's over; that's, like, premature evacuation!

Premature evacuation by GigiPDX December 6, 2016

premature evacuation 

When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.

The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.

premature evacuation by GigiPDX December 29, 2014

pigfuckery 

Absolute and utter nonsense, often used when someone is trying to put something over on you or convince you of something dubious

Really? Obama was born in Kenya? Dude, that is so much pigfuckery.

pigfuckery by GigiPDX December 20, 2014

assholicism 

A condition or state of being defined by assholic thinking or behaviors; the term "creeping assholicism" can be used to describe worsening societal conditions that occur when assholes are elected to public office, thereby implementing assholic policies

This country is being overtaken by creeping assholicism; it's the end of civilization as we know it.

assholicism by GigiPDX December 20, 2014

Snapshit 

A really bad recollection of a brief moment in time, usually referring to a negatively memorable event.

When I close my eyes, I have this snapshit in my mind of all 300 pounds stuffed into that Speedo.

Snapshit by GigiPDX December 8, 2014