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yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping 

Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping is a computer science term for a branch of mathematics that does not exist yet. When new hires ask what types of math they should look up, a common joke would be to say "Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping."
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Steamy Cartesian 

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).
Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!

Cartesian Plane

The act of 4 penises being arranged while touching all perpendicular to the next; all tips meeting at the origin (0,0)
Me and my 3 other homies got bored, and decided to get a cartesian plane going
Cartesian Plane by msmsiwodjf April 4, 2022

Carthespian

A person who belongs to the Carthage High School Theatre Department.
Who was that weirdo running around in an awkward wig challenging students to sword fights in a russian accent?" "Must be a Carthespian
Carthespian by Slammin' Salem December 5, 2010

Carcausian 

My friend has a white car, so we aptly nicknamed it "Carcausian".
Carcausian by FrazaFraz February 5, 2009

Certusian 

A virtual terrorist group that causes harm to gamers
"Certusian have struck again at a small Minecraft community!"
Certusian by silvervideoo July 17, 2021

cartesian cross

The Cartesian cross is the basic program of dualism. The y axis is good at the top and bad at the bottom. The x axis is life at the right and death on the left.
John taught his children that the Cartesian Cross exists to keep them alive.
cartesian cross by fred ressler April 10, 2017