Carterton 

The scabbiest place in Oxfordshire. Full of weirdo, inbred skanks.

"Where's that freak from?!"
"Must be Carterton looking like that."

Carterton by truth teller.. May 16, 2009

Gemma Arterton 

Busty blushing british babe, who's claim to fame is

being the eye relief in the 3D Clash of the Titans remake of the classic film.

First Guy: That remake was shite.

Second Guy: But the 3D made that Gemma Arterton pop out alright.

Gemma Arterton by Jack's Seminal Vesicles December 11, 2010

Catterson 

Being an extremely hypocritical person. Being very immature and arrogant.

Liam was being a real Catterson because he was mocking people about being immature.

Catterson by The OC Kid February 20, 2013

Pissed Craterson 

The art of being so drunk that you get chucked out of the same club every single time you go, followed by pushing local residents bins over on the way home.

Shaznay, warning Heather: "don't get too batterama that you turn Pissed Craterson, I'm not staying with you if you're going to be banging your fists against the floor crying because the bouncers kicked you out."

Pissed Craterson by Thomizzle June 22, 2009

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants 

Being located in the same city, it is natural that the University of Ottawa and Carleton have become rival schools. Here are examples of chants heard on the University of Ottawa campus during frosh week (also known as 101 week):

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow,
and shit on those bastards below, below!
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below, below
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below

or

I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole through and through,
but i'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants by The First GG October 17, 2012

Carleton Place

A small country town in Ontario. Sandwiched between Almonte, Smiths Falls and Ottawa. Possibly the most racist, homophobic town. No variety. Just white, Catholic, rich, conservative folk. The teenagers are all druggies and the adults are all losers who never made it out of the small town. At least they have tailgate parties.

"I'm a closeminded hick whos dream of leaving this stupid town never came true."

"So you're from Carleton Place?"

Carleton Place by CPperson September 30, 2014

Carleton University 

The best fucken school in Ontario;
Best Politics program in Canada,

and in the most amaizing city in the WORLD!


Also: Rival school = U of Ottawa.

Carleton University chant:

There's a hole in the city, and its name is Ottawa U // And if you're dull and boring, then it's the place for you // And if you're into concrete, and ugly buildings too // Then welcome to Ottawa U

2-3-4

Fuck you, Ottawa U! // Fuck you, Ottawa U! // En francais, c'est fuckez vous! // Ottawa U // So fuck you, Ottawa U!

Carleton University by Ravens! March 4, 2009