CartLady 

Someone (male or female) who is keeping track of events in order to use them in future arguments. The CartLady is a poetic vision of a librarian going around with an old screechy cart loaded with huge books.

Once again Joe reminded me of the time I borrowed him a black t-shirt. That was six months ago! What a CartLady!

CartLady by Shadow of the former tech July 17, 2003

CartLady 

The crack head lady you see pushing a stolen grocery cart with all fo her b elongings...talking to herself.

That cart lady is on crack.

CartLady by JMT January 28, 2005

catlady 

A woman who has little to no life or family outside of her 3 of more cats. These women are usually on the heavier side, have cat excessive hair on their clothes, in their food and their homes smell of litter box (ie: an abundance of urine and/or feces).

Please don't let me grow old and be a catlady like Pwidow on MUA.

catlady by *Dutchie* July 27, 2006

Catlady 

A woman who is fond of cats so much that she decides to live her life with cats all around her than being with chauvinistic male. The catladies are independent women who know how to take care of their cats. They are proud, highly intellectual beings having a behavior resembling that of a cat itself.

Who is that beautiful girl yonder?

She is a catlady neverland.

Oh badluck.!

Catlady by Abbeyray December 31, 2015

catlady 

old lady owning one or more cats, often recognized by psychiatry as having obsessive compulsiveness attatched to hording. most if not all close relationships are gone. mostly due to deaths. the cats replace humans as relatives and bonds are sollidified. atladies often found deceased with cats feeding on their remains due to not being fead by anyone.

the catlady had 26 cats before she died. very few people showed up for her funeral

catlady by eripaco October 27, 2011

catladylorii 

Woah guys Lori is so cool oh my god. catladylorii is brave and likes scary movies and video games. She is very pretty and has awesome red hair and everyone thinks catladylorii is super cool and you should think so too. catladylorii’s biggest goal in life is to one day consume her lizard but that probably won’t happen because she loves lizard very much. She is very fun to Vc with as well and a good Minecraft builder.

Woah I love hanging out with people like catladylorii

catladylorii by Not Written By Sam July 8, 2021

Catlady 

A woman who has had a few to no relationships because they think they’re too good for a man and their own independent income will be enough for them, this leads to them being a cat owner because they think thats all they need, until they grow old and lonely with nobody and regret all their life choices, but at least they still have their cat.

That OF model is destined to be a catlady

Catlady by Faxteller201010 March 31, 2024