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carseat nazi 

Someone who is so uptight about carseat advocacy that they come onto your post or blog and continue posting the same stuff over and over even though they know that you don't care about anything that they are saying. They think they know all there is to know, and it has to be their way or it's not right and you are wrong!
Someone posts a cute picture of their 10 month old in a carseat on a board on a website. Carseat Nazi's come in and tell her that she should ERF (extended rear face) until 2 and 40lbs because that is SAFER, and if she doesn't agree, then they tell her that she is an idiot.
carseat nazi by nichole31385 October 31, 2009

carseat canopy

When a girl is giving you head in the car while driving and right before you climax you pull her shirt over her head to force her to swallow your load.
Becky didn’t appreciate the carseat canopy that I gave her in the back of her family’s van.
carseat canopy by BigBennyBoy September 25, 2019

Carseat Thief 

Somone who like young children under 6 and are still in car seats
Carseat thief likes young children in carseats

dirty carseat 

The act of fucking a female on her kids carseat and drinking a capri sun
dirty carseat by Nigrolantern February 3, 2023

car seat headrest 

I want will toledo from car seat headrest to step on me
car seat headrest by squp December 9, 2020

car seat headrest 

a sutile form of saying you are either gay and furry OR you have never felt the touch of a woman
-dude i love car seat headrest!
-damn you should look for a therapist
car seat headrest by regiregiregi December 6, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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