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1. A type of habit that who loves carrot putting on there human holes.

2. A Living Carrots that living on the Carrotland.
"Honey why are those carrots is on your desk and its wet!"

"Mom, don't call me honey please just call me Carruto because its my favorite anime series."

"Do you know Carruto is my waifu even though I hate eating carrots?"
Carruto by Anonymous Webster June 7, 2021
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The type of guy that drinks coffee, cool, hard-working and polite, Someone who could be good or evil

Someone gets in trouble for doing nothing, Someone who get hated on for doing what they do, Someone who obtain a lot of knowledge and wisdom through the life trials.

There is also known fact that Caruto is a Power and Control psychopath, If Caruto was used as a OC he would be a God of Creation.
"Caruto is always helpful, Is kinda hard to hate the dude."

"Why does he gets in trouble for being himself? He could be a caruto"
Caruto by Real world 100 September 6, 2020

Buffie "The body" Carruth 

One of the sexiest video models in the Hip Hop Music world today with one of the best asses in the world. Recently seen in videos by Tony Yayo and 50 cent in "So Seductive" and Juelz Santana in "Oh Yes/Clockwork".
If you don't beleive me, then check out her (Buffie "The Body" Carruth) website at buffie the body.com

carrotology

Hannah : I know the bunny song.
Tiffany: Wow, you're gonna need to learn carrotology.
A word used by semi retarded children to make themselves sound smarter. Supposedly it means to hide. Also the name of one sad man in texas.
Retard: Why do you continue to Carnuto my words?

Retard 2: I'm hiding. I'm in Carnuto.
Carnuto by Raymond Zani March 6, 2010
Spanish slang for joint(marijuana cigarette)
Pásame el carrujo, güey.
Carrujo by Pacheco March 8, 2004

Carrotopophobia 

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.
Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."
Carrotopophobia by E October 19, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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