Carpetburn

When one sneezes and farts at the same exact moment, causing a dragging burning sensation of the asshole.

The Carpetburn caused Sally to scream and drop to her knees.

by Nortch Wiggler June 12, 2022

Carpetburn-Spincycle

It’s when a girl with a hairy vagina sits on a man’s penis and begans to spin around in circles

My dick still burns from when she performed the Carpetburn-Spincycle.

by Charlie Clams November 23, 2025

Carpetburn-Spincycle

It’s when a woman with a hairy vagina sits on a man’s penis and begans to spin around at high speeds.

My dick still burns from when she performed the Carpetburn-Spincycle.

by Charlie Clams November 23, 2025

Russian Carpetburn

When you put your sock over your dick and fucking someone with it while yelling mother Russia as the Russian anthem is playing

Bro I just gave my cousin a Russian carpetburn

by DoubleFudgeAngela September 30, 2018

Carpet/carpetBurn

Where your girl has a bush so thick it gives u carpet butn

Dave:yo heard u banged lottie

Jack:yah it was good fun but i got mad carpet/carpetburn

by Michael ssalg March 5, 2018

carpet burn

(n) what one gets on one's knees or elbows after or during sex on the carpet.

Her boyfriend asked for some lotion to put on his knees which had been carpet burned from their sexual tryst.

by BlackGoddess December 11, 2003

Carpet Burn

A bruise/wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet. Usually on the back, knees or elbows.

I'm getting carpet burn on my back. Quick, flip me over said Charlotte.

by M.K.Sam July 29, 2009